DOCTOR, DOCTOR, THERE IS TIGER BALM IN MY SOUP! (PART 1)
We are now at week eighteen, which seems like a milestone in itself as soon we will have our twenty-week scan, although the thought of this is a bit scary for us both....
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THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER
Now that we’ve got the all clear and have made it to week 13, it hits me that I can now tell my friends. But how? It occurs to me that I haven’t...
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I’M SO NERVOUS I MAKE MEDICINE SICK
Since discovering I am to be a father I have noticed an alarming thing, I’ve developed a nervous disposition and I don’t like it, I don’t like it one bit. It’s my first...
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THE MINISTRY OF DISINFORMATION
I love the Internet. I love the fact that at the flick of a laptop lid and the press of a few keys I can pretty much find anything I want. It certainly...
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TO TELL OR NOT TO TELL, THAT IS THE QUESTION
Two years ago I was on a ski trip with some friends which included a married couple. As we met for drinks in the lobby of our hotel in Chamonix, they announced...
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VERY SUPERSTITIOUS
I’ve just remembered. I haven’t actually said how I found out we were going to have a baby. Well in a pastiche to the old school masculinity of the 60s and 70s, I...
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SO WE ARE GOING TO TRY FOR A BABY
As it turns out having a baby is not a simple prospect, I’ve spent most of my adult life (with limited success) trying not to have a baby, so it’s a little...
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IN THE BEGINNING
As this, in fact, is my diary, you may be wondering why it’s called The Diary of a Kidney Bean. Well, it’s a funny (ish) story. My wife and I recently became pregnant,...
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